Monday, December 19, 2005

Piracy of the term "Intelligent beings"

I hate seeing fake LV bags & I cannot apprehend these peoples' mindsets of 'Since I can't have the real thing I might as well buy a fake to mock myself'.

I suppose this behaviour has got something to do with acting as a normal person for too many years. These people, are actually retards but have suppressed for too long. Take a look around; you will notice that the majority of such people are the aunties in their forties, fifties or sometimes even the sixties. They are those who can't spell Louis Vuitton when you ask them what's LV(some of these people can spell it out after giving themselves dictations of brand names by spamming themselves with stupid gossip magazines.)

There's also another group of senseless fools that I believe to be either

1.) The 2nd Generations of the forementioned aunties.
2.) The hybrids of those aunties & gay singers/artistes.

The latter sounds technically impossible since gay people probably won't have sex with such aunties. But strangely, there's a whole lot of aunties out there who loves gay artistes/singers
. I conclude those children are products of gay "celeb's" frozen sperms(I heard its about the cost of a fake LV bag.) and these aunties. And there's also the traditional way of producing second generations of tards by constant influencing / teachings of their parents.

Some of you might not have seen these hybrids or second generations of tards. Let me describe it to you.

1.) Fake "Guess" Sunglasses.
2.) Fake "LV" bags.
3.) 唔湯唔水的打辦。The trademarked "Half-gay-half-auntie" style of dressing...
4.) Bimbo-ness

Basically, a mixture of crappy stuff.

to be continued...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

so grumpy... =p

-bm

mister said...

omg omg omg

hahaha

how they hybrid sia~?!?!

Fai said...

i suppose you can put them both in a big blender(you might want to cut them into smaller pieces *while they wriggle and make funny noises* beforehand if you don't have a big blender, fridge, shake and serve... :o

Anonymous said...

ROFL

-bm