Majulah Singapura!!

The air was 16 degrees celsius @ 2am last night.
I got home and found my dad was snorting on my bed with the television on.
Mr Lam(father's friend) was sleeping in the guest room.

Slept in the living room sofa and dreamt of the 'Majulah Singapura' symbol that was on my coastguard jockey cap. Inside the dream, I got the symbol enlarged and then sewed onto my denim jacket. Then it fastforwarded to a scene where i marketed the jacket to many places; Hong Kong, China and back to Singapore eventually.


Majulah Singapura! (Advance, Singapore!)


Roar~

The Majulah symbol became a fashion brand; symbol of advancement for the people, like the communist styled red book and stuff like that... Mwahahahahaha~~~!!! And not to mention i got lots of money, fame and etc~

It was a happy dream... short, but extremely satisfying.

The best thing happened when I woke up; my jockey cap fell out of my untidy closet when I was getting changed for work... I kept thinking about it on my way to work today...

Its not illegal to put that insignia on clothes, right? :\

Source of education

Of all the sources that can teach me things, teachings/lessons from friends are most pleasant and rewarding. Not to mention its easiest to recall too...

Can I learn something from everyone?

"The water moves better when someone/something pushes it to."

Family first

Whatever you do, put your family in the first place.
Your parents are the ones who brought you to this world, raised you and gave you an education.
It is only right that you repay them with kindness, love and affection that they have shown you.

Sometimes my parents are just too tired.
They say things they don't mean.
They say things that are for my own good.
It doesn't sound like music and sometimes we turn a deaf ear to it.

That's what I think when my father told me that I am useless, uncommitted and unwilling to learn.
It sounds almost to harsh to bear, but when you think about it on a deeper level; the objective of his words is to improve me and hasten my speed in learning what he wants me to know, in order to be able to take charge of the factory.

And my mother always nags me. My grandmother too. Not to mention that my bro does that too(when he cannot find something to annoy me... heh)

But sometimes it can just be fucking annoying.

"listen and bear with it... their intentions are well meant."
"吃得苦中苦,方為人上人"

Pressxmas

If I have SGD$20/HKD$100 to buy you a present, what would you want me to get you? :o

Birthdays celebrated x 23

Happy birthday to me! I'm officially 23 now!
What am I allowed to do now??? :D :D :D

And since 7.30pm yesterday, I've gotten 3 presents already...

- Clothes
- A Zoro-style pirate's hat that supposedly serves multiple purposes...
- An angpao... guess how much? :P
- A belt...
- and a lunch treat from my new classmate which I declined.

Thank you all~!! :)
And oh, my birthday falls on the 8th of the 11th lunar month... which is coming next month!
It rocks to be chinese! wahahahaha~

Water Elemental

If you have been wondering about the 'water' thing that I'm so crazy about recently, I'm talking about my life. I'm a shui-ming person, which translate to water-life. That means I follow characteristics of the shui-ming people.

Most of the characteristics of such people are like water; free flowing, easily shaped and can be very helpful to a lot of people.

I had a dream last night. I was standing on the dam and it was almost overflowing. I saw a cup on the table and si-fu was sitting there. He pushed the cup over and the water poured out of the cup. The water hit another cup and the course of the water was changed, hitting the side 'walls' of the mahjong table.

"Weak water will not travel far. You won't be able to go straight as there are many obstacles in your path."

"Do you know the power of the still water holds here?"

The dam gates broke free and a gigantic wave of water crushed the village walls and houses below , without mercy or hesitation. Nothing stopped it.

"Hold the water... stay still and strike at the right moment..."

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I know what the dream is trying to tell me; I have not practiced my qigong for a very long time. The water is weak and it needs to be held; so that it will stay in shape, then be strong and unstoppable one day...

Maybe I sound crazy to you guys... but I can feel that its true.
The 'watery characteristics' are in me and I know what I should do to become a better person...

The water will lie still in the mountains and be held by the dam...

Death by Segmentation

First the big ones die.
Then the ones that cannot tolerate the bad weather and terrible conditions around them dies.
Then weak, stupid and useless ones.
Then on with the ones that has not evolved to become stronger.
Then on with those who has lost their source of food... probably because they refuse to eat other things to survive...

Lesson to be learnt:
Don't be big and fat.
Be tolerant to bad conditions in your life.
Don't be weak, stupid and useless at the same time.
Become stronger, but don't go around bullying people because people will gather hunting parties to hunt things that hurt them.
And lastly, don't be so picky about your food k?

Creativity taking over control

Brain dead after sitting here trying to do my assignment for the past 6 hours.
Crazy creativity has taken control over my brains. Will write some silly things before continuing my assignment...

I want to open my own cafe/restaurant.
I have confirmed the price that i'd have to pay for a very simple basic one;

RMB$60,000 to buy the shop / $700 for 3 month's rent
RMB$10,000 to buy the basic stuffs that I'm gonna need (average)
RMB$4,000 standby to pay 2 workers for 2 months
RMB$6,000 to keep myself alive for 2 months _____________________________________________________
RMB$80,000 in total

or minimum of RMB$2100 + 10000 + 10000 = RMB$22100

But i have responsibilities to help pay the rent at home...
hope my mom will get better pay / government flat soon...

Meanwhile, i better start looking for a job...
oops, no... do my assignment first! lol~

Walking the Festival Walk

1. Windows Display Design competition 2. Sale: Tesla coils for Christmas.
3. Two piece : Man and woman 4. Name of the W.D.D competition.

My birthday is coming soon. Christmas is coming soon too. But Santa Claus hasn't been putting presents beneath my pillow for about ten years already. I think I'll send a complain to him regarding the slow, inefficient way to deliver my presents to me.

On the other hand, I heard from sources that maybe he has outsourced the job to other people a.k.a ahfaii's friends and get them to :: send the presents to me :: via DHL/UPS/Speedpost this year... :P

I thank you in advance.

Hung Fai, sleeps

I'm a scatterbrain type of person that should not be entrusted to remember anything important.
As long as its not written down on paper/recorded on my phone, I'll probably forget it.
And thats very bad, especially when you are working in a place that cannot afford to let you make mistakes that cost them extra time.

So I've decided to quit and do something that doesn't require so much memorization.
Maybe I'll apply for that position as a dimsum sifu's apprentice.
Or become a waiter at some hotel and get to know more people from there...

I'll go sleep for now.

Breakfast can be a simple affair for me

4.30am, Nathan Road
I tried to finish up my assignment before I went home. Progress is at 75% by the time my eyes were sore. I wasn't exactly tired but I could feel my heart being terribly overworked...



10.00am, Breakfast
I was late for work today. The HK$6 Apple and $1 Pear was what I had for breakfast today...
Just to keep the basic brain/stomach functions running...

And if I somehow die, please don't put me in one of those shoebox coffins... -_-;;;;;;

astray influenza

Someone told me that I've been leading he/she astray.
Someone told me that I am leading he/she astray.
Someone told me that I will lead he/she astray.
Someone told me that I always lead people astray.
Someone told me that I am a good leader.

So in other words, people who can lead people astray are good leaders :-)

the rude / the courteous / the destiny

This morning, I was moving my computer and stuff on a trolley to the elevator.
The door opened and there was just enough space for me & my lil trolley.
Some auntie that looks a little older than my mom, crept up behind me and cut my way into the elevator. And for your information, the lift isn't your regular modern lift that comes up to the 1st floor because you pressed the button; it only comes 'by-the-way' from above. And that means I'll have to wait for the freakin lift to some above floor and go down.

She had a strong belief that I should let her go in first because probably...
1.) I was pushing a trolley.
2.) She's an elderly. Young punks like me should let her go in first.

I don't think so. If you need to use the freakin elevator, you go inside after people whom are in front of you has gone in first.
1.) She has gray hair. She's definately not the type that is in need of using the elevator any more than I do. More like, she's fucked up and is lazy.
2.) Sorry, but I am no gentleman to bitches like these.

So I shouted at her... deep inside my heart.
Then channeled the energy of my anger to carry the stuff downstairs manually instead.

And then it had to rain after I moved the computer outside... luckily the comp's still okay -.-;;;

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I was going to post a parcel in the afternoon at Kowloon Bay. But somehow I've forgotten the exact position of the post office and so I asked some auntie whom looked 'Kowloonbayese'. She pointed in a direction and told me it's behind the bank. I said thank you and she was nice enough to tell me 'have a nice day' (or something similar).

I jogged in that direction for a while and couldn't find it.
Someone tapped my shoulder; the auntie who pointed me this way.
She was almost wheezing running after me...
All that just to tell me she had made a mistake and its the other side... x_x;;;;

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Anyway, I'm quite fed up living in this place.
As many of you people might know that I'm not particular about what I wear.
I've heard comments about me looking like a criminal when I didn't shave that day.
Those old people who get out of the lift with me makes sure I walk in front of them and not behind them. Sometimes aunties... yeah.

I better start working for my future. I don't wanna stay here any much longer.

Btw I quited my job today. Wanna work for F&B industries. Anything will do...

"The Water will move out of this puddle, with the help of the sun..."

Water:: my life's element

論水：About water.

People with water. God of the Northern Dark Lord. ... Water is wisdom. The wise scheme. He/she who schemes are burdened. Only when forced will it stay in shape. Given the power to execute/kill. Can't make up his/her mind. Pour it to the West and it'll flow to the West, Pour it to the East and it'll flow to the East. Faced with winter, it'll freeze. Faced with summer, it'll dissipate.

Spring dictates water. ... . Borrow the wooden flame and warms itself. It can change itself. It rises in the day. With the sun. It'll shine beautifully. Thawing its iciness. Its heart is pure. Does things solemnly and properly. Proper administration makes it strong and brave . ... . Beware of dealing with the "gold-star" people. It'd be good to be born/live in the day. Those that born/live in the night will be poor and cold. In the period of February to March, the skies are breezy and nice. Lubricated by water... All things can grow. But in April to May, Floods can occur suddenly. Surely no luck with befall it.

Summer's water...And the great floods that touches even the skies, Can be prevented with 'earth'. Best if you can do so. The book says...When Water flourishes no Earth will stop it. it will slowly return where it come from.
If the earth is strong, It will not be only limited to fall. But will assist the earth getting rich.

Autumn's water...In the period of July to August...It should not be countered/stopped. Since it can borrow 'Earth' for defense, It will not flood...And lubricate(nourish) the earth to strengthen all. Lovable is a pure source. Richness.
If water gets countered by one that makes it leak, Water's pulse of life will be weak. But will not get rich.

Winter's water...Holds the power of movement. Though it will...??? Can't be forced. Even a gentle drop of water can become ice. Frozen. Cannot be changed. With Fire it can be commanded??? With Earth it can be commanded??? With the Sun ??? Can be commanded with just words of the mouth??? Water of the lakes and rivers, cold fate..??? Waters in the well, no cold fate...??? Water of the lakes and rivers, fate of cold, Cover it with a lot of 'Earth' and it will warm and stay pure. Water of the lakes and rivers, freezing makes it cold, So that it may not change. In the day of joy, the light of fire will warm the earth??? And there will be luck and joy for the water...

夫水者。People with water.
北方黑帝之神。God of the Northern Dark Lord.
高陽 氏執權司事。...???
故曰水為智。Water is wisdom.
智者謀。The wise scheme.
謀者重。He/she who schemes are burdened.
所謂權行嚴凝之令。Only when forced will it stay in shape...?
主殺物之權。Given the power to execute/kill...?
執性不定。Can't make up his/her mind.
決諸東則東流。決諸西則西流。Pour it to the West and it'll flow to the West, Pour it to the East and it'll flow to the East.
遇冬則結。Faced with winter, it'll freeze.
遇夏則散。Faced with summer, it'll dissipate.
春令之水。Spring dictates water...?
斯時冰 霜凍冷。...???
借木 火羅溫之。Borrow the wooden flame and warms itself...???
自能變化。It can change itself.
晝生水孛。It rises in the day..?
太陽同行。With the sun.
名曰光霽澄徹。It'll shine beautifully...?
謂之冰霜凍解。Thawing its iciness.
心宇清吉。Its heart is pure...?
作事整肅。Does things solemnly and properly...?
政令威儀。Proper administration makes it strong and brave ...?
當主臺省揚名。...???
所忌金星交互。Beware of dealing with the "gold-star" people.
晝生為妙。It'd be good to be born/live in the day.
夜生貧 寒。Those that born/live in the night will be poor and cold.
二三月間。In the period of February to March,
天氣暢和。The skies are breezy and nice.
遇水濟潤。Lubricated by water...
發生萬物。All things can grow.
作事超群。Everything will work.
但四五月間。But in April to May,
泛濫無定。Floods can occur suddenly.
必無福矣。Surely no luck.
夏令之水。Summer's water...
及洪水滔天。And the great floods that touches even the skies,
得土隄防。Can be prevented with 'earth'.
最為奇妙。Best if you can do so.
經云。The book says...
水盛而無土 隄防。When Water flourishes no Earth will stop it.
遂歸愚濁。it will slowly return where it come from...?
若有土旺。If the earth is strong,
不以為倒限論。It will not be only limited to fall.
反主名利發達。But will assist the earth getting rich.
秋令之水。Autumn's water...
七八月間。In the period of July to August...
既濟萬物。It can help all.
不宜受剋。It should not be countered/stopped.
既能借土隄防。Since it can borrow 'Earth' for defense,
而不泛濫。It will not flood...
又能潤土結實萬物。And lubricate(nourish) the earth to strengthen all.
清源可 愛。Lovable is a pure source.
富貴榮華。Richness.
若水受剋泄者。If water gets countered by one that makes it leak,
皆水之氣脈虛矣。Water's pulse of life will be weak.
卻不為福。But will not get rich.
冬令之水。Winter's water...
秉令行權。Holds the power of movement
雖曰水神用事。Though it will...???
能非令也。Can't be forced.
斯時點水成冰。Even a gentle drop of water can become ice.
凍結寒滯。Frozen.
不能變化。Cannot be changed.
得火為上令。 With Fire it can be commanded???
得土為次令。With Earth it can be commanded???
得太陽佐之。With the Sun ???
方可言令也。Can be commanded with just words of the mouth???
江河之水。Water of the lakes and rivers,
緣何有凍。cold fate..???
井內之水。Waters in the well,
緣何無凍。no cold fate...???
蓋土多則水暖而清。Cover it with a lot of 'Earth' and it will warm and stay pure.
江河之水。Water of the lakes and rivers,
凝寒成凍。freezing makes it cold,
不能變化。So that it may not change.
喜日光霽火土溫之。In the day of joy, the light of fire will warm the earth???
天 降吉祥。And there will be luck and joy for the water...


水入日度：主性格溫厚，內剛外敏，聰明有才智，眾人見重，是主星，晝生有位，夜生大富；不是主星，晝生文藝出眾，不貴，夜生性巧，因道藝立身，後必富。

Water: main characteristic is gentle and generous, tough inside and sensitive outside, clever and wise, people see greatly of such people, is a main star???, if born in the day, they will have authority and position, born in the night and they will have great wealth. not a main-star, will be outstandingly talented in Art. No nobility. Born in the night, because of the skills they were brought up with, will surely be rich later on.

Lunch with me, Ikea...

Have a seat, my friend... spaghetti with meat in cream sauce for you? ;)


How are you these days? Got any good lobang bo?


K...needa go back to work. I'll see you around...

Flickr subscription

If anyone would like to send me a present (for whatever reasons), a two year pro account here would be kinda nice...

I've been thinking; if I sign onto the flickr for two years, I'll surely continue the subscription
after that since i wouldn't want to have that 20mb limit again. And you'd probably like to see your photos anytime too right? The addiction will go on and on... :\

Anyone has a flickr account for two years already? Do you feel an addictiveness to it?

So I paid almost HKD$400 for it. Couldn't tahanz... >_<;

Throw her down!

Sick, but fun.

DHC / Fancl

"You are required to devise a short-term marketing plan for DHC in ..."

"You will carry out a SWOT analysis that reviews both internal and external factors. Make sure to review the opportunities and threats in external environment. Also make sure that your review includes the competition."

DHC or Fancl better?
WHADDAFCUKDOICARE?!
WHYMUSTITBECOSMETICS?! WHY CANNOT DO MARKETING RESEARCH ON GAMES LIKE KOF OR WOW FOR GOD'S SAKE?!
FCUK WHY LIDDAT ONE?!WAZZUP WITH WHOEVER THAT CREATED THIS ASSIGNMENT FOR US?!

[LOOP=ENDLESS_TORMENT]

Pardon me, this is a 5 minute break that I have just given myself.
I've been sitting here in front of the computer for 3 straight hours looking at forums where girls/aunties/whatevers talk about DHC/FANCL cosmetic products(which one's better, which one more expensive, which one blahblah...)and nothing productive is being generated while I get tormented by such endless junk.
Trying to generate 'Strength' part of DHC is easy since everything can be found online, but how to find out what is the weakness of a fcukin company? Like anyone online would say "The DHC company's weakness is ..."

Then there's still the Opportunities... simi opportunities... biang.
Threat ki lan lah -.-;

And that's just part one of the assignment.

Anyone interested in doing my assignment for me for SGD$50 ?
No? How about $60?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ T___________T~

Logged: The Gaijin @ SG

11/10/06, 1000hrs @ Factory in Dongguan, China
Client calls my boss aka my father problems of the latest batch of goods, demanding boss to solve the problems for them. Boss delegates the task to me and expects to be there the next morning at 9am... like some warcraft 3 character liddat; left-click on ahfaii, press m on keyboard, left-click'. No need pack one lor! Rushed like hell!

Watched Nacho Libre and laughed like a horse. No one sat beside me so no complains have been made about me hammering my arm onto the seat next to mine... :o
Then the last bits of The Da Vinci code in japanese dub... with chinese subtitles...

12/10/06, 2349 hrs @ The ex-no.1 airport.

From the world's no.1 airport, I arrived at the world's no.2 airport after a 3 hrs ++ flight.
Iggy & his mom fetched me at the airport and ate @ Burger King.
I spoke in English all that while, not knowing his mom wasn't exactly proficient in English...

13/10/06, 0915 hrs @ somewhere near iggy's

Did research on bakchormee(minced pork noodles) by eating it for breakfast.
Then went to Client's office at Kaki Bukit.
I sat there waiting for an hour. Talked to Client for 20 minutes and waited another 1 hour for the project manager to take me to the site. Got to know John the project manager. This nice guy worked in Singapore Police Force Alpha team before this, so we had a lot of stuff to talk about... haha~

Met up with Aaron & Joo Seng at Jurong Entertainment Centre.
We sat at mcdonalds scanning girls, talking about girls, blahblah girls...
Kairin & Lawrence came along later on and we talked about some other stuff.
Did last minute shopping at Giants before they closed and got the materials i needed for the next day.

14/10/06, 1430 hrs @ Food Republic

Went to the factory to make sure everything is working.
Metup with Warren for lunch @ Food Republic to get ripped off again.
I had Nasi Padang that costed me almost $5 with only 3 dishes + rice?
(if you add in the the paper + banana leaf + fork + spoon got total of 8 things la hor... knn!)
Then when I was at the airport, I realised food republic wasn't such a big ripoff, comparing it to the airline industries. I missed the flight by 5 minutes and the airline staff told me I could get a ticket on the next plane for SGD$450/HKD$2200... which is a price I could get for a new 2 way ticket with airport tax included inside! So I said 'f*** you' to them (no i didn't) and went to have a beer with my buddies at Ice Cold Beer. Check out this Nike Hospitality Van we saw on our way there.

(They gave us a waffle for visiting the van... cool~ :D)

15/10/06, 0900 hrs

I had Yongtauhu for breakfast @ IMM with Lawrence. damn long never eat that liao ~>_<;;;

20/10/06 ... At factory overseeing work getting done. At UE Square waiting for client and meeting them up for some stupid pool game and a little drinking. At Marina Square, where I met Catherine and had dinner with her. She would look gorgeous if she was in better health... hope everything goes well for the surgery she's gonna go through...

21/10/06 ... 12am to 4am was DOTA time at Ahkong's place... another legendary timeless spacezone where time just passes before you can blink an eye.

21/10/06, 1800 hrs

Still playing dota. Huijuan came over to watch tv and have dinner with ahkong+me. She's looking more and more beautiful...Maybe its just because really long time never see her, or maybe its because she's getting all the love she needs from ahkong. What a couple -_-;
(if ahkong isn't my best friend i might just want to stab them to death for acting so lovey-dovey in front of me)

22/10/06, 1530 hrs @ Orchard
I went to look for the Cosafe (japanese styled french maid cafe) but was disappointed that it was not even open yet. Think maybe around November?


I watched Death Note with Iggy, Jeremy, Sacrilege, Nelstar and his wife that night. It was a good show... but I hated the part where Shiomi had to die. Shiomi~ >_<; Anyway, I was really surprised that Nelstar, now 24, is already married, got their HDB flat and working hard to pay off their 30 year loan. His wife wasn't the really attractive type, but I can feel the happiness within them and the appreciation for each other. We had coffee at starbucks and Nel gave a lecture to one of our friends on why he won't have a girlfriend and points out the few important factors.

1. You speak with too much vulgarities, directly / indirectly to girls.
2. You shower yourself with more attention then the girl.
3. You do not know how to please a girl.
4. You don't remember their birthdays.
5. You should not bring your friends along when dating with a girl.

Actually some of those points apply to me also... I'll remember that! >_<; And some other photos... just too damn many to write about le lah! *dulanz*