1.) The teenager should stand up. Sitting down makes you an easy target for overwhelming verbal abuse and makes you frightened.
2.) After standing up, exercute peaceful manuevers; try calming down your opponent.
3.) If nothing works, he's a bloody fucker. Just slap/punch him in the face. Kick his balls, too. That'll teach him!
Simply... FUCKED UP!!! GRR~
To whoever who needs a translation on the video : Refer to comments. I have a direct translation of the video's subtitles there.
7 comments:
WHAT on earth is that guy on about? can you give a little background about what he's saying? you'll have to excuse my ignorance... english-only speaker. sorry... stupid American here!
basically, this is what happened:
The man in front was talking loudly for a long time on the bus. After tolerating him for some time, the young man(now well known as Alvin in Hongkong since his name has been published all over the newspapers/mags) decided to do something. Tapped the man's shoulder and signal to him that he should lower down his volume. The man got all pissed off, shouting at Alvin and saying things like "wtf did you tap my shoulder for you, lil a-hole?"
Alvin isn't exactly wanting any trouble. He was pretty frightened and he regreted tapping the man now. The man continues about how stressed he is(now also very famous line everyone's using... ;;; "Ni you ya li, wo ye you hen da de ya li), says that alvin has violated his freedom and blahblah. Eventually, the man starts to feel embarassed(cause everyone's staring at him) and wants to bring an end to things. He tries to force a handshake with Alvin. He got it, and starts cursing at Alvin again("listen lil motherfucker, if you do this to someone else, they might just fucking kick your teeny wheenie ass. Get that? motherfcuker!")
Alvin was pissed that he mention the word 'mother'-fucker... very sensitive in asian cultures.
Alvin : "Hey, don't say things like that abt my mom, k? This is just between you and me!"
Fucker: "Whacha gonna do, dickwad? I like calling you motherfucker and I'll fuck your mom. FUCK, is good. You
better be glad that I'm not kicking your ass and just cursing your fuckin mom."
Exact translation of the subtitles are as follows :
Alvin taps the man's shoulder.
Man : What did you do that for?
Man : Wai(HEY)! Everyone has stress in this society ok?!
Man : Now you've done something unfair to me.
Man : And we are gonna needa 'talk', ok?
Alvin: I just wanted to say that this is not very reasonable...
*interrupted
Man : I said I wanna talk to you. Have I freakin touched(punch) you yet?
Alvin: whacha want? I...
*interrupted
Man : What I want, is you, to appologise to me!
Alvin: (not wanting trouble) "Sorry." (in a unwilling manner)
Man : Whacha "sorry" for? Who's in the wrong now huh? SPEAK!
Alvin: I understand that you just wanna 'take back your pride'. Sorry, you're the boss...
Man : I'm not trying to 'take back my pride'! Wai(HEY), firstly, YOU spoke on YOUR phone too. Did I freakin comment bout that?
Alvin: (elbows on chair)
Man : Why did... why did you have to make snide comments like this?
Alvin: ...
Man : Its very simple.
Man : I didn't disturb you...
Man : Am I correct?
*Silent staring...
Alvin makes *jik sound*(somewhat equivalent to sigh, but in cantonese context)
Man : What do you mean by *jik*?
Alvin: Lets just treat it as though nothing happened. Simple enough k?
Man : It? What do you mean by 'nothing happened'?
Man : So what do you want?
Man : now...
Man : I... would like to *settle* this matter with you.
Alvin: its settled. Its that simple. (aka: look i'm sorry. let's put it behind us okay?)
*GOLDEN MOMENT OF THE VIDEO AS FOLLOWS!*
Man : IT'S NOT OVER/FINISHED/SETTLED YET!
Alvin: Its over....
*Interrupted.
Man : *slashes alvin's 'settled' expression away* ITS NOT OVER/FINISHED/SETTLED YET!
Alvin: ...its over...
MAN : *on the top of his voice* "MEI GAI KUT!" / "ITS NOT OVER/FINISHED/SETTLED YET!!!"
...
Man : 'We'(everyone) gotta get this finished up.
Man : Simple.
Man : You talked on the phone too, right?
Man : Did I lecture you on that?
Man : What the freak did you lecture me on?
Alvin: Your loud voice.
Man : Wai(hey), when you were talkin on the phone, did I 'advise' you are speaking loudly and causing disturbance to people around?
Man : We're just talking on the phone right?
Man : There will surely be sound if you talk on the phone right?
Man : BUT YOU, your voice...
Man : Its all the same(refering to like "you talk, me talk, it creates noise). AM I right?
Man : Right.
Man : Did I freakin lecture you?
Man : SO WHATS your problem now?
Man : You are good at fighting or something(you picking a fight??)? FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
(aka, fuck you. But Cantonese likes to say 'fuck their moms' instead... its at a higher level of vulgarness. Worse than fuck you.)
MAN : ARE YOU FCUKIN PICKIN A FIGHT HERE?
*Another golden moment of the video*
Man : I HAVE STRESS! So do you!
Man : So why the fuck did you have to 'challenge' me? (aka, why the fuck did you have to disturb me?)
Alvin: I'm sorry, k? (Fine, I'm sorry. Just let it go okay?)
Man : WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY JUST SAYING SORRY? I WANT A DECENT APPOLOGY!
Alvin: I'm REALLY sorry about this.
Man : LOUDER!
Alvin: SORRY.
Man : *fingers at Alvin* You better not be doing that again! I warned ya!
Man : Get your hand here. (demanding a handshake)
Alvin: No thanks.
Man : WHADDAYA MEAN NO THANKS PUNK? NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
Alvin: I really...
*Interrupted.
Man : You appologised. So its over. Shake hands and bring this to an end.
Man : So you don't wanna shake hands with me? What you want then?
Alvin: There's no need for that.
Man : WHY NOT?
Man : If you don't freakin shake hands with me, it means you have unfinished/unsettled business with me!
Alvin: *laughs like sadistic iori*
Man : No handshake? So you mean its not over yet huh?
Man : So it means WE need to finish this, AM I correct?
Alvin: *continues laughing*
Man : So its not over yet...
Man : I talk on the phone and you disturb me...
Man : me...no, YOU, You talk on the phone too. But DID I disturb you?
Man : Fuck. I'm all pissed off now.
Man : Just now I... fuck, WHY THE FUCK DID you pat my shoulder for???
Man : GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
*Bus stops...
Man : I talk, you talk(on the phone)...
Man : What the fuck do you know about me anyway??
Man : I FUCK YOUR MOM!
Man : WAI! (HEY!)
Man : You appologised, but refuse shake hands with me?
Man : Ha? (can be translated as Whats that mean now?)
Man : ITS NOT SETTLED/FINISHED WOR!
Alvin: Finnnneeeee. I'll summit to your 'will', ok? Do anything u want k? *zzz*
*Shakes hand*
Man : *kind of relieved too... finally can 'step down from the stage'* Good. I'm telling ya, you better don't do this ever again.
Alvin: fine. fine. fine...
*ahfaii says: lol this part his gonna be funny*
Man : Na(similiar to japanese 'ne'), bros-of-the-contract(gangsters) would have just fuckin punched you, i tell you!
Alvin: We'll meet again... by chance or fate.
Man : By chance or fate.
Man : Na, don't do that ever again.
Alvin: *interrupted...
Man : DON'T DISTURB ME AGAIN AND I'll NOT DISTURB YOU.
Man : OK?
Man : We all have stress. GET IT?
Alvin: Yeah i know...
Man : alright?
Man : If you wanna pick a fight now, you can come at me anytime.
Alvin: lets just put it behind us now...
Man : Nah it doesn't have to be so. (aka you can call this truce off and I can fight with you)
Alvin: *quotes a famous chinese quote* The gentlemen uses his lips, not their fist. (aka, I prefer talking it over and not fighting it over.
Man : EXACTLY. YOU TALK and it can be THIS FUCKING TROUBLESOME FOR YOU already!
Man : You fuckin pat me on my shoulder, I tell you... you do that to me when I am talking on the phone...
Alvin: Where else should I have patted you at instead? Your head?
Man : Right. Pat me on my shoulder.... I tell you...
Man : what the...! you appologised for that already...
Man : There's no problem with that, Now. But you...
Man : But you pat on shoulder, that... thats are disturbance from you, to ME.
Man : I didn't disturb you right? So Fuck your mother for that!
Man : RIGHT? / OKAY?
Man : Now, we put this to an end...k?
Alvin: ...but you didn't have to say 'fuck my mom for that' kay?
Man : Don't fuck your mom for that? Who the FUCK to blame for this happening? (translation: its your fucking mom's fault for bringing you to this world, and so this is happening)
Alvin: *waves finger in disagreement*
Man : *rudely points repeatedly at alvin*If my fuckin dick doesn't fuck your mom, who fuck else fuck fuck... etc... (simply vulgarities)
Man : This... I, am talking in china-foul language.
Man : I like the word fuck, and fuck...
Alvin: *disagreeing*
Man : My dick's in your momma's cunt...
Alvin: I warn you....
*man turns around to face alvin again*
Man : WHACHA WARNING ME FOR HUH?
Man : Hey amigo, till now you still dare to WARN ME?
Man : We had a handshake and you still fucking warn me?
Man : So whats now??
Alvin: That, has been settled...
Man : SETTLED. AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU STILL WARNING ME FOR?!
Man : I'm very STRESSED!
Man : I wanted to fuckin 'settle you' with brute force
Man : but since you said 'its settled.', what are you warning me for now?!
Man : Whats the point? Am I right? Amigo?
Man : Its pointless right?
Man : We have shaken hands...
Alvin: I AM TELLING YOU. THIS IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME!
Alvin: Don't fucking talk about my mom in this conversation!
Man : I talk-about-your-mom in this conversation because I WANT TO.
Man : You can talk-about-my-mom into this conversation too. This is freedom k?
Man : Same goes for me!
Man : Fucking people up, is not... its... its not as harmful...
Man : I say, Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you ... it better than giving you a punch in your face right?
Man : Right?
Man : Its settled/over now. So don't fuckin warn me or talk about it to me again okay?
Man : Whats the warning for? I'm not even gonna be a bit afraid!
Man : I'm fuckin under stress already. Get it?
Man : Understand?
Man : DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! / Don't fuckin warn me!
Man : Settled. OKAY?
Man : If you warn me it means ITS NOT OVER!
Man : Put it behind us together shall we?
Alvin: Whatever! I don't wanna talk to you either!
Man : YOU JUST FUCKING DISTURBED ME AND STILL TALKIN SO MUCH SHIT?
Man : YOU WANNA GO THROUGH THAT ALL OVER AGAIN?! HUH?
Man : FUCKING SHIT!
Alvin: *Fingers*
Siow lang ... luckily ,i hardly take bus nowdaes ... Hehe ..
hahaha... i found an english subbed one for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHziqJWYcM
-bm
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wah lau... :~(
such a terrible... yet good example of 'working smart, not hard' ... >_>
Sir , can call me b4 u come ....
Alvin should have bitch-slapped that guy in the face. NO WAY i'd let some old geezer yell at me for such a long period of time, without doing something about it. old bastard needs to be taught a lesson.
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