DHC / Fancl

"You are required to devise a short-term marketing plan for DHC in ..."

"You will carry out a SWOT analysis that reviews both internal and external factors. Make sure to review the opportunities and threats in external environment. Also make sure that your review includes the competition."

DHC or Fancl better?
WHADDAFCUKDOICARE?!
WHYMUSTITBECOSMETICS?! WHY CANNOT DO MARKETING RESEARCH ON GAMES LIKE KOF OR WOW FOR GOD'S SAKE?!
FCUK WHY LIDDAT ONE?!WAZZUP WITH WHOEVER THAT CREATED THIS ASSIGNMENT FOR US?!

[LOOP=ENDLESS_TORMENT]

Pardon me, this is a 5 minute break that I have just given myself.
I've been sitting here in front of the computer for 3 straight hours looking at forums where girls/aunties/whatevers talk about DHC/FANCL cosmetic products(which one's better, which one more expensive, which one blahblah...)and nothing productive is being generated while I get tormented by such endless junk.
Trying to generate 'Strength' part of DHC is easy since everything can be found online, but how to find out what is the weakness of a fcukin company? Like anyone online would say "The DHC company's weakness is ..."

Then there's still the Opportunities... simi opportunities... biang.
Threat ki lan lah -.-;

And that's just part one of the assignment.

Anyone interested in doing my assignment for me for SGD$50 ?
No? How about $60?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAH~ T___________T~