What About Me?

Friendster, Blogger, Forums... all got place to write 'About me'.
I would like to have something there for others to read about me but I'm...

1.) just too lazy/
2.) don't know what to write/
3.) can't write properly/
4.) all of the above.

Whatever it is, I just can't be bothered. I might as well outsource it...

Anyone out there free to write one for me? lol...

Composition : About ahfaii.
Write a English/Chinese passage/composition/poem/profile/autobiography...whatever about ahfaii! If yours is chosen to be posted on my blog/friendster/anywhere, I'll send you a gift! XD
Please participate and help the lazy ahfaii! THX! XD